Taking ads seriously

Do they really think I take all those TV commercials seriously?
If I would, I would be a busy man. How busy? Well let us see what I am told to do after just over an hour of TV:

First I am told to take a "Retiva" energy pill. And just in time, because the next ad sends me out to shop for new flooring. Just after I vote for a new senator; "McGavic". Then it is off to "Canadian Tire" to buy something unspecified, I might as well get all new "appliances" there, which is the next ad. While I am on my way I have to turn the car radio to "102.3FM". And let us not forget to buy some "Downy" for the laundry, while I put an "Icy Hot Bandage" on my body somewhere. Let's do that after I shampoo with "Head and Shoulders". Time has arrived for a lunch break with "Smart Bread" followed by some "Denone" yogurt.Then get the "Vileda dust broom" out to sweep up crumbs I suppose and spray the house with "Febreze" just in case lunch was too smelly?

Then off to the "Westin Hotel" in an unspecified location, to watch "Inked" on TV and get my own artistic tattoo. I got to go, I am going to be too busy. But first I have to make an appointment with my doctor to see if "Viagra is right for me". Why? I am going to be too busy anyways!!