In September I turned 74. I am well into my adventure with old age where all systems slow down, and I cannot do as much as I used to do. The average survival age for males in North America is 75.
To illustrate: the other day I was sitting in the park, when a frog jumped in my lap. "Kiss me" it said, "and I will turn into a beautiful princess!" I quickly grabbed the frog and stuffed it in my lunchbox.
Some time later I opened my lunchbox and again the frog said: "Kiss me and I will turn into a beautiful princess, - I will be very thankful....." I stuffed it back in the box.
Later I opened the box again and the frog said:" Kiss me please, please!! I will turn into a beautiful princess and I will be yours forever".
I finally replied "Look at me, I am 74, at this age I would rather have a talking frog!!"
To illustrate: the other day I was sitting in the park, when a frog jumped in my lap. "Kiss me" it said, "and I will turn into a beautiful princess!" I quickly grabbed the frog and stuffed it in my lunchbox.
Some time later I opened my lunchbox and again the frog said: "Kiss me and I will turn into a beautiful princess, - I will be very thankful....." I stuffed it back in the box.
Later I opened the box again and the frog said:" Kiss me please, please!! I will turn into a beautiful princess and I will be yours forever".
I finally replied "Look at me, I am 74, at this age I would rather have a talking frog!!"
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3 comments:
That's great!! You chose wisely.
y2 kissed me I am still red, not even green....I hope you'll reach the 100!!! (funny storie...)
You are so funny Ted. I love your sense of humor. Thank you for the lovely picture's.
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